I Smoke Weed

Afroman
Hungry Hustler Records

Rolling through Eastside Palmdale (Palmdale)
'83 Caddie looking palm as hell (palm as hell)
Afroman straight doing the most (doing the most)
Around the world and coast to coast (coast to coast)
Colt 45 got my head swimming
While I take pictures with beautiful women
Proper clothes, 60 foes
Sitting on Dayton's and low pros
Living the life that I always wanted to live
Player and that's positive

All my enemies from the past
Pucker up they lips and kiss my ass (kiss my ass)
'Cause the tables have turned
They didn't know so they had to learn
Afro got the tightest flow (tightest flow)
The bomb is dro you ever smoke
That Colt 45 just ain't no joke

Yes, indeed I drink beer
And I smoke weed (I smoke weed)
Break it down
Pick out the skins
And the seeds

I'm so proud of myself (self)
Proud of my health (health)
Proud of my wealth (wealth)
Album on shelf (shelf)

All I want now is instrumentаls (instrumentаls)
Bumping inside of my residential location
'Cause my vocation is selling hip hop to every nation
One after another
Another to the next
Afroman albums in everybody's decks

Record companies, melody, fat checks
The bank financing my apartment complex ('plex)
People treat me like I ain't shit
But I am the shit
So quit acting like I ain't
Jacking up the caddy with the candy paint
Make all the hoes faint
Afroman is a hot roller inside Pondell Pro Bowl

Yes, indeed I drink beer
And I smoke weed (I smoke weed)
Break it down
Pick out the stains
And the seeds

I live in a fucked up world (fucked up world)
Bombs fly (bombs fly), bullets hurl (bullets hurl)
Planes crash (planes crash), traffic jams (traffic jams)
Unemployed peeps try to feed they fams (they fams)

I learned a lesson back in school (back in school)
Don't get mad, relax, be cool (be cool)
Alcohol and weed help me do just that (do just that)
So I crack a 40 and I roll one back (one back)

As the world go crazy (go crazy)
I slow dance, it just don't phase me (phase me)
Turn on the news, nothing but the blues
A lot of people wish they was in my shoes

People say you really shouldn't smoke and drink
But when I smoke and drink, I can clearly think (clearly think)
So you do your thing and I do mine
Drinking malt liquor like Jesus did wine

Yes, indeed I drink beer
And I smoke weed (I smoke weed)
Break it down
Pick out the stains
And the seeds

Yes, indeed I drink beer
And I smoke weed (I smoke weed)
Break it down
Pick out the stains
And the seeds