Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered

After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy
I don't even shake

Men are not a new sensation
Have done pretty well, I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I'm wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Listen, baby
I couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Lost my heart but what of it
My mistake I agree
Oh, she's such a laugh and I love it
Although the laugh's on me

Oh, oh I'll sing to him (yeah, yeah)
Bring springs to him (oh yeah)
And worship the trousers that cling to him (oh)
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Oh, you're so cute
Oh she's kept enough, she's slept enough
And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough (oh, oh)
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

When he talks he is seeking (tell me baby)
Words to get off his chest (that's right)
Horizontally speaking
She's at her very best (aha)

Oh, we've seen a lot
I mean a lot
And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Oh, we're vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God we can't be over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I, oh