Cake and Eat It

I'm told my idea of seduction is a bit passé
I hear you like to try it, so I'll try it anyway
I would try anything, I swear, I'd try it here and now
I might impress you with a Rudolf Valentino bow

I tell you, "To get your attention, I'd do anything"
I would work night and day for all the joy that she could bring
I'd like to be the hunter who gets captured by the game
Oh, won't you run your fingers through my (mane)?

I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I want fun, I've gotta run to you (you)

To me, you look just like a treasure chest of pretty things
Already told you, "I would buy you ten real diamond rings"
Oh, let me tell ya, I got lots of things that you could use
So don't reject it, or I'll get the love rejection blues

I'll tell you, "Baby, any wish of yours is my command"
I'd pay you money if you'd only say you'd hold my hand
I'd speak in languages that only you could ever hear
Oh baby, take me, won't you please come here?

I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I want fun, I've gotta run to you (you)

I said, "I'd pay you money if you'd only hold my hand"
I hear you'd like to try it, so I go ahead as planned
I hear my smoochie talkin' might just be a bit old-hat
So I'll watch what I'm sayin', I don't think you'd go for that

A little birdie told me that you just might feel the same
If you do, then all you have gotta do is call my name
I would do anything, I swear, I'd do it here and now
I might impress you with a Rudolf Valentino bow

I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too

I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I've gotta have my cake and eat it
I've gotta have my cake and eat it, too
I've gotta have my cake and eat it