Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door

A lovely blue eyed blondie, has come to live next door
I've see a lot of her and now I want to see some more
She's not too shy and not too bold,
she's young and tender I've been told
She makes me go all hot and cold - the blue eyed blonde next door

On washing day she looks divine, when hanging you know on the line
She's got more lace on hers than mine - the blue eyed blonde next door
I'm much more friendly with her than all the other guys
I go all of a dither when she starts to roll her eyes

She's got a little turned up nose,
each day she's wearing different cloths
But where she gets them no one knows - the blue eyed blonde next door
I took her out because she cried, she loved the simple countryside
The cosy nooks filled her with pride - the blue eyed blonde next door

I found out in those cosy nooks, beside the simple babbling brooks
She's not so simple as she looks - the blue eyed blonde next door
She hasn't got a brother,
her father lives in France, she never had a mother
She was born round at her aunt's

I didn't think she's fall for me, till one day she climbed up a tree
She fell and hurt her dignity - the blue eyed blonde next door
She's learning dancing and its true
- one day the splits she tried to do
She nearly split herself in two - the blue eyed blonde next door

She's fond of music I am sure - she asked me in to play some more
So I supply the music for - the blue eyed blonde next door
She calls me in there daily to sing
and have a chat, she plays my ukulele
And she's getting good at that

When mother said "Where have you been?
" I've been to London to see the queen
She said "I know the Queen you mean - the blue eyed blonde next door"