Old Man Emu

Let me tell you of an interview
With an Old Man Emu
He's got a beak and feathers and things
But the poor old fella ain't got no wings

Aren't you jealous of the wedge-tailed eagle?
Om-ba-da-lip-ba-da-da
While the eagle's flyin' 'round and 'round
I keep my two feet firmly on the ground
Now I can't fly but I'm tellin' you
I can run the pants off a kangaroo
Ba-da-do, do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
He can't fly but I'm tellin' you
He can run the pants off a kangaroo

Well, he was the model for the fifty cents
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The designer should have had more sense
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Take a look, it'll prove to you
I ran the pants off that kangaroo
Ba-da-do, do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
Take a look, it'll prove to you
He ran the pants off the kangaroo

You can't loop the loop like a cockatoo
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Swoop and toss like an albatross
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You silly galah, I'm better by far
Than a white cockatoo or a budgerigar
They squeak and squawk and try and talk
Why me and them's like cheese and chalk
Ba-da-do, do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
He can't fly but I'm tellin' you
He can run the pants off a kangaroo

Well, the dingo came around one day
Om-ba-da-lip-ba-da-da
Hi, there Emu, you wanna play?
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But the Emu was too smart for him
Walked right up and kicked him in the shin
Ba-da-do, do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
He can't fly but I'm tellin' you
He can run the pants off a dingo, too
(Oh yeah, but he had to kick me in the shin first)

Well, the last time I saw Old Man Emu
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He was chasing a female he knew
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As he shot past, I heard him say
She can't fly but I'm tellin' you
She can run the pants off a kangaroo
Ba-da-do, do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
She can't fly but I'm tellin' you
She can run the pants off a kangaroo

Well, there is a moral to this ditty
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Thrush can sing but he ain't pretty
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Duck can swim but he can't sing
Nor can the eagle on the wing
Emu can't fly but I'm tellin' you
He can run the pants off a kangaroo

Well the Kookaburra laughed and he said it's true
Om-ba-da-lip-ba-da-da
Ha-ha-ha, ha, he can run the pants off a kangaroo
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, oh, ha-ha-ha-ha