That Doggie In The Window

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the ugly face.
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do believe her name is Sian, not Grace.

I must take a trip to California,
And leave my poor sweet-heart alone.
If he has a doggie, then he won't be lonesome.
And the doggie will have a good home.

How much is that doggy in the window?
The one with the waggy tail.
How much is that doggy in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

I read in the paper there are robbers
With flashlights shining in the dark.
My love needs a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark.

I don't want a bunny or a kitty.
I don't want a parrot that talks.
I don't want a bowl of little fishies.
'Cause I can't take a goldfish for walks.'

How much is that doggy in the window?
The one with the waggy tail.
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.
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