The Big Dollhouse

I gotta get out
I gotta get out
I gotta get out
How'd I get in this slammer
This cooler!
This big dollhouse!

Alright, ladies, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!"
For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention
Think of me as a mother, who eats her young!

Locked up with all these
Lowlife women
And horizontal stripes
Ain't exactly slimmin'

Is there anybody here
Who can dry-clean my blouse
It's the maid's day off
In a big dollhouse
Lady Justice
Where have you gone

Oh, Wilbur, check
I think I left the iron on!
Did you see Corny laughing
I could murder that louse

Honey, that'll getcha life
In the big dollhouse
Big house!
Locked up here in the pen

Big house!
No phone!
No food!
No men!

I need a conjugal visit
From my loving spouse
Honey, just drop the soap
In the big dollhouse

Yoo-hoo
My stomach's a little sour
I haven't had food
In over an hour

You just had a pizza
Six burgers, a mouse
There's no food left
In the big dollhouse
Hey, Matron, I have got to complain

Mira, Mami, don't I know you from 1st and Main?
Ah! Call my shishes
Lipshitz and Strauss
I gotta get sprung
From the big dollhouse

Big house!
No fair!
No food!
No fun!
Big house!

And our fight had just begun
'Cause it's freedom's flame
Velma'd like to douse
So we must break out of this
Big dollhouse

Penny, I can't take
All of this waiting
I've lost my man
Plus, my hair's deflating!

Well, Tracy
I hate to grumble or grouse
But that's your fault that we're in
This big dollhouse

Hey, cool it, ladies
No need to shout
And don't ya got an old man
To bail you out?
Ha! Her daddy's a pervert
A loser, a souse!

Well, it's just us girls
In the big dollhouse
Big house!
God, I'm too young to fry!

Big house!
I'm busting out!
Girl, so am I!

Lady justice, hear my plea
'Cause the big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
Ain't big enough for me!
For me!
For me!

For me