Dogs Were Barking

Dogs were barking, guests were parking
And my wedding was about to start
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping
Then I got up on table and I said:

I'll meet you 10:45 on the Broadway Canal
In a disco-radical-transglobal
Beat fun coolo feel sextouro
Vyderzhit-ne vyderzhit li apparatura

A nasha mama - diaspora!
Papa v Gogol Bordello!
Energiya probuzdeniya i ya!

Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping
Bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
Cops were lurking, kids were snarkling
Then her father came up to me and said:

Vy byvali kogda-nibud' na vystavke sobak?
She was a 5-45, nashe delo - tabak
Da ya zhe stariy dobriy opta-hotza-htzulo-dzigit!
Govoryat prosto bolnoy, da nichego zhe ne bolit!

A nasha mama - diaspora!
Papa v Gogol Bordello!
Energiya probuzdeniya i ya!

Remember things, things that are eternal
Remember things, you forgot those things
Nelzya ponyat, nelzya izmerit'
Tol'ko brosat' i tol'ko vyt'!

To make it all even more crooked
Is impossibility of a suicide
You pull the trigger, yet you are still standing
Just somewhere else, but with same dick in your hand

And the dogs were barking and the guests were parking
And the monkeys clapping and girls were cutting loose
Thinking about things, things that are eternal
When her mother came up to me and said

Dogs were barking, cops were lurking
And my dancing was about to start!
Monkeys clapping
Party!

Davay tovarisch, like tovarish would

I met a crazy dancer
A party tabashi
She held me by the hair I held her by the ass
She was a crazy dancer
She was a crazy dancer

Baja kuka napade original mixtura
Z ulice do ulice to brilliant bassura
Beat fun cool feel extoura
Vyderzhit-ne vyderzhit li apparatura!

And the dogs were barking, and the guests were parking
And the monkeys clapping and girls were cutting loose
Thinking about things, things that are eternal
When her mother came up to me and said

Dogs were barking