Transvestite (Carry On Oi! Version)

Over the hills we go my dear
To my house which is near
It's a little house with red curtained windows
And a fireplace with red glowing cinders
There I'm gonna screw the arse off you.
I open the door we step inside
You sit down while I switch on the light
I pour you a drink while you slip-off your shoes
In my mind I know what to do
I am gonna screw the arse off you

I kiss your lips slowly while I undo your dress
My hand reaches down to gently caress
But there's something there that I didn't expect
It's hot and fleshy and it's getting erect

I've been cheated tonight
Transvestite
I've been cheated tonight
Transvestite
I've been cheated tonight
Transvestite
I've been cheated tonight
Transvestite

Is this some kind of joke, you're really a bloke?
Is this some kind of joke, you're really a bloke?
Is this some kind of joke, you're really a bloke?
Is this some kind of joke, you're really a bloke?



Credits
Writer(s): Peter Bywaters
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