Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
My mama told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show
I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby, I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
It doesn't mean I'm crazy, I perform this way (-form this way)
Uh my little monsters pay
Lots 'cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way (-form this way)
Uh don't worry, I'm okay
Hey I just perform this way
I'm not crazy, I perform this way
I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cause every day is Halloween
(For me)
I'm so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage
I'll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M (hey, hey, hey)
And for no reason now I'll sing in French
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Express yourself)
Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé
No, not because I'm crazy, I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way
Don't be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
There's nothing too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
'Cause baby, I perform this way
Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today
Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah
I perform this way hey, I perform this way hey
I'm always deviating from the norm this way hey
I perform this way hey, I perform this way hey
I'm really not insane, I just perform this way hey
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show
I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby, I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
It doesn't mean I'm crazy, I perform this way (-form this way)
Uh my little monsters pay
Lots 'cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way (-form this way)
Uh don't worry, I'm okay
Hey I just perform this way
I'm not crazy, I perform this way
I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cause every day is Halloween
(For me)
I'm so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage
I'll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M (hey, hey, hey)
And for no reason now I'll sing in French
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Express yourself)
Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé
No, not because I'm crazy, I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way
Don't be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
There's nothing too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
'Cause baby, I perform this way
Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today
Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah
I perform this way hey, I perform this way hey
I'm always deviating from the norm this way hey
I perform this way hey, I perform this way hey
I'm really not insane, I just perform this way hey
Credits
Writer(s): Weird Al Yancovic, Fernando Garibay, Stefani Germanotta, Jeppe Breum Laursen, Paul Edward Blair
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Other Album Tracks
- Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
- CNR
- TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift)
- Skipper Dan
- Polka Face
- Craigslist
- Party In the CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus)
- Ringtone
- Another Tattoo (Parody of "Nothin' On You" by B.o.B. featuring Bruno Mars)
- If That Isn't Love
Altri album
- Polkamania! - Single
- Give It Up (Live)
- Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (Original Soundtrack)
- The Idiots Are Winning (Live 1984)
- The Hamilton Polka
- Captain Underpants Theme Song (From "Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie" Soundtrack)
- Live At The Metro, WXKS-FM Broadcast "Kiss 108", Boston MA, 2nd May 1984 (Remastered)
- Mandatory Fun
- Alpocalypse (Deluxe Version)
- Alpocalypse
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