Deep Down Inside

Somewhere there's a darn nice fella
Deep down inside
(Deep down inside)
Deep down in the old subcellar

Somewhere
Though I think he fell asleep down inside
Deep down, digga-digga-deep down inside
You try it now!
(No, I'm ashamed)
Go on
(All right, I will)

Sometimes, I'm a darn near human
Deep down inside
(Deep down inside, Mr. Pinchley)
Deep down where the bass is boomin'
Sometimes, gotta take that broom and
Sweep down inside
Sweep down, digga-digga-deep down inside

Hey, I like that!
(Keep going!)

No man is a true pariah
Deep down inside
Deep down inside
Deep down in the old spare tire
No man is a true Uriah
Heep down inside
There's a lover that you just can't keep down
Deep down inside
Deep down inside

We found it, Mr. Pinchley!
We found that little bit of good in you!
(You think - You think some people would like me?)
Try it and see!
(All right, I will)

Junior!
(Did you scream, Father?)
Junior, how about you and me
Going out and having dinner together sometime?
(Oh, Daddy!)
He called me Daddy!
(He likes you)
And I don't even like him!

In even the worst of varmints
You'll find a good deed
Down under the outer garments
Of malice and greed

That little gold streak is shining
Believe it or not
That is, if you don't mind mining
Till you hit rock bottom

Strip down (rip down)
Meet a real pip down
Deep down (deep down) inside
Deep down (deep down) inside

Slip down (zip down)
Take a little trip down
Go down (low down)
Meet a good Joe down
Under your heart

On that shovel get a real good grip and
Dip down in
Dip down in
Dip down inside

Hey, hey
Do you think - do you think other people would like me?
(Of course, Mr. Pinchley
If you'll only give them a chance!)
All right, I will
Other people!
(Sir?)
Other people
I'm gonna tear up all the mortgages on debtors' row
And you can live there for free!
(Free?)

And Monday, the painters are coming
And starting this winter
Heat!
(Heat?!)

Three cheers for Pinchley
He's true blue
We knew eventually
He'd come through

'Cause Pinchley is a real nice human
Deep down inside
Deep down inside
Deep down there's a violet bloomin'
Pinchley ain't a low inhuman
Creep down inside
He's a fella with a heart that's big
All you gotta do is dig, dig, dig

Snoop down, stoop down (get the real poop down)
Deep down, deep down
(Down where?)
Deep down, deep down
(Right there)
Scoop down, troop down
(Bring a little group down)
Get down, set down
Meet a good bet down
Under your heart
Then rise up and give a hip, hip, hip, hip

Three cheers for Pinchley
He's okay
We know essentially
He's grade A

'Cause no man is a mean old geezer
Clear down inside (no mean geezer)
Peer down inside
Clear down in the geezer freezer

No man will deny that he's a
Dear down inside

Dear Miss Schlumpfert
You've been such a comfort
Deep, deep, deep, down
Deep down inside

In even the worst of varmints
You'll find a good deed
Down under the outer garments
Of malice and greed
That little gold streak is shining
Believe it or not
That is, if you don't mind mining
Till you hit rock bottom

He's a darn nice fella
Deep down inside
Deep down inside
Zip down, nip down
Take a little trip down
Go down, low down
Meet a good Joe down
Under your heart

On that shovel get a real good grip and
Dig down in
Dig down in
Dig down inside
Deep down inside



Credits
Writer(s): Carolyn Leigh, Cy Coleman
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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