Whatever Happened to My Part (Diva's Lament)
What ever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start.
Now we're halfway through Act 2
And I've had nothing yet to do.
I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song.
This is one unhappy Diva
The producers have deceived her.
There is nothing I can sing from my heart.
Whatever happened to My Part?
My love life is a mess
I've got constant PMS
I am sick to the bottom of my soul
They hate me there backstage
They say I'm too old for my age
I'm constantly replaced by Cheryl Cole.
Cheryl Cole!
Whatever happened to My Show?
I was a hit, now I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of fricking Knights,
Prancing 'round in woolly tights.
I might as well go to the Pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
Out shopping for a bush
Well they can kiss my Tush!
It seems to me they've really lost the plot
Whatever Happened to My...
I'll Call my Agent, Dammit!
Whatever Happened to My...
Not Yours! Not Yours!
But My...
Pa-art!
It was exciting at the start.
Now we're halfway through Act 2
And I've had nothing yet to do.
I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song.
This is one unhappy Diva
The producers have deceived her.
There is nothing I can sing from my heart.
Whatever happened to My Part?
My love life is a mess
I've got constant PMS
I am sick to the bottom of my soul
They hate me there backstage
They say I'm too old for my age
I'm constantly replaced by Cheryl Cole.
Cheryl Cole!
Whatever happened to My Show?
I was a hit, now I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of fricking Knights,
Prancing 'round in woolly tights.
I might as well go to the Pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
Out shopping for a bush
Well they can kiss my Tush!
It seems to me they've really lost the plot
Whatever Happened to My...
I'll Call my Agent, Dammit!
Whatever Happened to My...
Not Yours! Not Yours!
But My...
Pa-art!
Credits
Writer(s): John Du Prez, Eric Idle
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- Fisch Schlapping Song / Finland
- Monks Chant / Arthur King of the Britons
- I Am Not Yet Dead / Playoff
- Come With Me
- Laker Girls Cheer
- The Song That Goes Like This.
- All for One
- Knights of the Round Table / The Song That Goes Like This (Reprise)
- Find Your Grail
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