Two By Two

Do you have any idea where they're sending you Elder Price?
Well of course we don't really have final say Over where we get sent
But I have been praying to be sent
To my favorite place in the whole world

Well if you prayed for a location
I'm sure heavenly father will make it happen
You're like the smartest best most deserving
Elder the center's ever seen
Aw, c'mon guys

The most important time of a Mormon kids life, is His mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world That's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be, something incredible!

Elders, form a line and step forward
When your name is called, Elder Young
Yes sir!
Your mission brother will be, elder Grant
That, that's me! Hey brother!
And your mission location is, Norway!
Oh wow, Norway!
Land of gnomes and trolls!
Whoo wah! hey yah! Shoo wah! Zah-dap wow!

Two by two we're marching door to door
'Cause God loves Mormons and He wants some more
A two year mission is our sacrifice
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ!
Of latter day saints

Two by two and today we'll know
Who will make the journey when and where they'll go
We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter Day Saints

Elder White and elder Smith
Oh I knew we'd get paired together!
Your location will be, France
France
Land of, Pastries and turtlenecks!

Two by two I guess it's you and me
We're off to preach across land and sea
Satan has a hold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the soldiers of the army of the church!
Of Jesus Christ of latter day saints
Elder Cross and elder Green, you will be serving in, Japan
Oh, Japan!
Land of soy sauce! and mothra!

Elder Harris and elder Brown
Heavenly Father, where will I go on my mission?
Will it be China or Old Mexico on my mission?
It could be San fran by the bay
Australia where they say, "G'Day"
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
Orlando! (Orlando)
I love you, Orlando!
Sea world, and Disney!
And putt putt, golfing!

Elder Price!
Yes sir!
Your brother will be, elder Cunningham!
That's me! That's me! Hello!
Oh, hi
And your mission location is, Uganda!
Uganda?
Uganda! Cool, Where is that?
Africa
Oh boy, like lion king!

Two by two and now it's time to go
Our paths have been revealed so let's start the show!

Our shirts are clean and pressed, and our outfits are precise
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church of Jesuuuuuuuus Christ!

Two by two we march for victory
Armed with the greatest book in history!
We'll convert everyone, all across the planet earth!
That is the beauty of
The essence of
The purpose of
The mission of
The soldiers of the army of the church
Of Jesus Christ!
Of Latter Day Saints



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Writer(s): Trey Parker, Robert Joseph Lopez, Matthew R. Stone
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