S.I.M.P. (Squirrels in My Pants)

(There are squirrels in my pants)

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me

Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to the M to the P

Who you got back and waterin' your plants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Got an Aunt Florance living in France
She can't see the (squirrels in my pants)

Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to the M to the P

If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie
Baby you don't need an academic degree
Everybody's smellin' my potpourri
S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it down, down on the ground
'Cause you know I got it goin' on

S to the I to the M to the P
S to the I to the M to the P
If your pockets are empty, get a cash advance
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants
If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance
Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants
Ain't about love, ain't about romance, I got squirrels in my pants