Makin' Whoopee!

Another bride Another June
Another sunny honey moon
another season, another reason
for makin' whoopie
Alot of shoes, alot of rice
the groom is nervous. he answers twice
its so Killin that he's so willin'
To make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
down where the roses cling
picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes and baby cloths
He's so ambitious he even sows
but don't forget folks thats what you get folks
for makein whoopee
Another year or maybe less
what's this I hear? Well you can't you guess

She feels neglected and he's suspected
of makin' whoopee
She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone her he doesn't write
he says he's busy but she say's "is he?"
He's makin' whoopee
He doesn't make much money
only five thousand per
some judge who thinks he's funny
says you'll pay six to her
he says now judge suppose i fail
the judge says budge right into jail
you better keep her i think it's cheeper
then makeing whoopee
you better keep her
I know it's cheaper than makin' whoopee