Marshall vs. the Machines (from How I Met Your Mother)

I'll show them
My body can outrun any motorized vehicle
I'm like John Henry when he beat the steam engine
All I need is a great folk song

Gather round, ye children
To hear the tale so sweet
Of a man who dared to race machines
With nothing but his feet

With hair of auburn beauty
A hero dressed in jeans
He's fighting for America

Marshall!
Versus the machines

Hah!
Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo

As Marshall ran with all his might
And passed his friend, Christine
(Hey, Christine)
He thought of all the times that he had
Beaten the machine:

He triumphed over Pitfall
He vanquished the alarm
He brought the jukebox back to life
With his Fonzarelli arm

Marshall!
Versus the machines (yuh)

Move along!
Yuh
Move along!
Yuh

Our hero's strength was fading fast
Just as the light turned green
He then thought back to all the times
He'd lost to a machine:

The cable box's fearsome bite
The stapler's mighty sting
The cable box's bite again

Getting too tired
To sing



Credits
Writer(s): Carter Bays, Craig Thomas, Chris Harris
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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