Running Errands With My Mom

Yo, Pete!
A bunch of us are gonna go to my house play video games,
prank call some girls.
You wanna come with?
Sorry, fellas, I'm busy.
Why dude?
What're you doing?
What am I doing?
Petey!
I'm running errands with my mom
(Runnin') I'm running errands with my mom
(Runnin') I'm running errands with my mom
(Runnin') With who?
My mom!
With who?
My mom!
I roll up to the car while I'm rapping to the beat,
I'm so hardcore that I take the front seat.
I ride shotgun like a nice young man,
Yo, what up ladies?
Is that a mini-van?
Windows rolled down,
lots of gas in the tank.
Where we going first, Mom?
We're stopping by the bank.
At the ATM,
transaction was sweet.
Mom, before you go,
don't forget your receipt.
We back in the van,
open up the skylight
Next stop is the salon!
Haircut?
No, just highlights.
Mom parks the car and she takes her time
'Cuz she's mad conscientious,
and stays within the lines.
I'm runnin' errands with my mom.
(Runnin') I'm runnin' errands with my mom.
(Runnin') I'm runnin' errands with my mom.
(Runnin') With who?
My mom!
With who?
My mom!
At the salon with my gangsta lean,
Getting all the gossip from lady magazines.
You know that I'm the king,
I spit an ill verse.
Yo you mad trippin' Linda,
YOUR SHOES DON'T MATCH YOUR PURSE!
We rollin' down the street, next errand of the day.
Time to pick up Lil' Sis
'cuz she's finished with ballet
Lil' Sis is in the house,
Ti-ti-ti-time to get amazed.
My bro's got rhymes for minutes
but I got rhymes for days.
See big brother counting raps,
Yo, y'all know what's up,
Where all my lil' sisses at?
Throw-throw-throw-throw them hands up!
Running errands is so tight, 'cuz my mom's as cool as ice
Where to next, Mom?
She says,
"Home!"
We say, "Nice!"
Cook mom, cook mom,
whatchu cooking?
Cook mom, cook mom,
whatchu cooking?
We out. Now throw some coupons at the camera, Mom,
what's up
Oh, here's some coupons,
soup,
bacon,
cheese?
Ha!
Holler at your moms!
Haha, holler!
Oh, come on, guys.