My Girl Don't Like My Cowboy Hat

My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says that it's so yucky
My girl don't like my cowboy hat, but she don't know how lucky
She is to have a man like me to take her to the disco
When I walk in they say, "Hey Jim where's Hop-a-long and Sisco"

I guess she's never stop to think of all it's many uses
Although it's got a six inch brim it's very unobtrusive
If you get caught out in the rain you'd surely wish you had one
And if a pigeon passes by those whithout will be mad ones

My girl don't like my cowboy hat she says it looks so silly
My girl don't like my cowboy hat she always says, "Now really
Do you have to wear that thing when we go after dinner?"
I say, "My dear, some of bureaucrats are not exactly winners"

You can trick out of it, lay down on it, it reallly doesn't matter
You can carry smokes and money folks in a big ten gallon huddle
Well it's the greatest thing to hit the scene
in the last two hundred years
And if you have no hair up there it'll fit over your ears

Oh, my girl don't like my cowboy hat she says it looks so tacky
My girl don't like my cowboy hat I told her to get packing
I found someone who always wears a cowboy's hat too
Where the only time we take ours off is when we want to... kiss

My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says that it's so yucky
My girl don't like my cowboy hat, but she don't know how lucky
She is to have a man like me to take her to the disco
When I walk in they say, "Hey Jim where's Hop-a-long and Sisco"