Semicolon
Ok everyone welcome to grammar class.
Today we're learning about semicolons.
Ooo, ooo, ooo!
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons everyday
Can you give me an example?
Oh hell yeah
Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo
These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
And I'm the motherfucking Monster; Cookie
When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
Then go home and write about it; blogger
Did I do that?; Urkel
Yo Angela, who's the boss?; Merkel
I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
Then make you suck a bull's nut; oxnard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon
We run these streets; stoplights
All eyes on me; spotlights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretzky
But Gretzky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
My stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You acting all mach-ee-o; Ralph
But I'll eat all your cats; ALF
We run the game; umpire
Always chase the night; young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the dark
It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict
We got the game on lock; toy chest
You're too big for your clothes; boy's vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
When it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon
Semicolons, we rest our case
No, actually those are examples of colons.
You all get Fs
Wait, what?
Today we're learning about semicolons.
Ooo, ooo, ooo!
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons everyday
Can you give me an example?
Oh hell yeah
Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo
These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
And I'm the motherfucking Monster; Cookie
When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
Then go home and write about it; blogger
Did I do that?; Urkel
Yo Angela, who's the boss?; Merkel
I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
Then make you suck a bull's nut; oxnard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon
We run these streets; stoplights
All eyes on me; spotlights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretzky
But Gretzky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
My stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You acting all mach-ee-o; Ralph
But I'll eat all your cats; ALF
We run the game; umpire
Always chase the night; young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the dark
It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict
We got the game on lock; toy chest
You're too big for your clothes; boy's vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
When it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon
Semicolons, we rest our case
No, actually those are examples of colons.
You all get Fs
Wait, what?
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