Dear Dumb Diary

Are you sure you're supposed to be
Reading someone else's diary?
It might be time to stop and think
'Cause I wrote this down in poison ink
It could be a little secret 'bout Isabella
You really shouldn't know it, so just don't tell her
Just let your mind slip into a comfortable numbness
But never underestimate your own dumbness

Idiots and fools and goons and halfwits
It's not my fault I know everything
Information is revealed on a need to know basis
It's all in my dear dumb diary
Read it in my dear dumb diary

If this is you, freaky beauty queen
Otherwise known as Angeline
Don't you dare take another peek
'Cause I won't turn the other...

Idiots and fools and goons and halfwits
It's not my fault I know everything
Information is revealed on a need to know basis
It's all in my dear dumb diary
Read it in my dear dumb diary

The problem with here is that it's where I'm from
Sometimes there's nowhere to run
The problem with here is that it's where I'm from
Sometimes it's kinda fun

Now by the power vested in me
I promise everything in this diary
Is as true as I think it needs to be
It's my dear dumb diary

Idiots and fools and goons and halfwits
It's not my fault I know everything
Information is revealed on a need to know basis
It's all in my dear dumb diary
Read it in my dear dumb diary



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Writer(s): Britney Spears, Jason Blume, Ronald Broomfield
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