Haven't We Met Somewhere Before?

Haven't we met somewhere before?
Stop me if you've heard that before

In '42 you had a flat and asked for help
I got a pump, an' got your name, I fixed the thing
You offered to pay me, but I refused
We settled for a dinner - or am I confused?
One, two, three times, yeah, I'm gonna ask
Aren't we lovers?

In '52 we had Sue, she loved us
All your friends thought she looked more like you
I'd give her candy - I spoiled her
Her teeth will fall out is what you'd say
One, two, three times, yes, I'm gonna ask again
Aren't we married?

Don't you remember?
I think I do
Don't you remember?
I'm sure I do
You don't know me? Ain't seen me before?
Or was that you in a film that I saw?

I guess my facts were all wrong
There never was you, there never was Sue
Wait, you say, you now think you've known me from the past
But now I'm really convinced, I don't know you!
And if I were asked, I'd have to tell you dear
No, we're not lovers

I don't remember
You're mistaken
I can't remember
You're mistaken
I don't know you, ain't seen you before
Or was that me in a film that you saw?

Haven't we met somewhere before?
Stop me if you've heard that before