Spanish Inquisition (Part 1) (The Final Rip Off Remix)
(Graham) Trouble at mill.
Lady Mountback:
(Carol) Oh no - what kind of trouble?
Reg: I don't know - Mr Wentworth told me to come and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
(The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang is just Cardinal Fang)
(Michael) NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our weapon is suprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and the ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Amongst our weapons... are fear, surprise, ruth... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear... I'll come in again.
(Exit and exeunt)
Reg: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
(The cardinals burst in)
Ximinez: NOOOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and a night out with the neighbour - Oh erh! It's no good, I'm sorry. Cardinal Biggles - you'll have to say it.
(Terry J) What?
Ximinez: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...'
Biggles: I couldn't say that...
(Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again)
Reg: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
(The cardinals enter)
Biggles: Er... Nobody... um...
Ximinez: Expects...
Biggles: Expects... Nobody expects the... um... Spanish... um...
Ximinez: Inquisition.
Biggles: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Ximinez: Our chief weapons is...
Biggles: Our chief weapons is... um... er...
Ximinez: Surprise...
Biggles: Surprise and --
Ximinez: Stop. Stop. Stop there - All right! All right! ...our chief weapon is surprise... blah blah blah blah blah. Now, Cardinal Fang, read the charges.
(Terry G) One pound for a full sketch, 24 p for a quickie.
Ximinez: What will you have?
Lady Mountback: Sketch, please.
Lady Mountback:
(Carol) Oh no - what kind of trouble?
Reg: I don't know - Mr Wentworth told me to come and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
(The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang is just Cardinal Fang)
(Michael) NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our weapon is suprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and the ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Amongst our weapons... are fear, surprise, ruth... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear... I'll come in again.
(Exit and exeunt)
Reg: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
(The cardinals burst in)
Ximinez: NOOOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and a night out with the neighbour - Oh erh! It's no good, I'm sorry. Cardinal Biggles - you'll have to say it.
(Terry J) What?
Ximinez: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...'
Biggles: I couldn't say that...
(Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again)
Reg: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
(The cardinals enter)
Biggles: Er... Nobody... um...
Ximinez: Expects...
Biggles: Expects... Nobody expects the... um... Spanish... um...
Ximinez: Inquisition.
Biggles: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Ximinez: Our chief weapons is...
Biggles: Our chief weapons is... um... er...
Ximinez: Surprise...
Biggles: Surprise and --
Ximinez: Stop. Stop. Stop there - All right! All right! ...our chief weapon is surprise... blah blah blah blah blah. Now, Cardinal Fang, read the charges.
(Terry G) One pound for a full sketch, 24 p for a quickie.
Ximinez: What will you have?
Lady Mountback: Sketch, please.
Credits
Writer(s): Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Edward Palin, Terry Gilliam, Graham Chapman, John Cleese
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
Link
Other Album Tracks
- Introduction To 'The Final Rip Off'
- Constitutional Peasant (The Final Rip Off Remix)
- Fish Licence (The Final Rip Off Remix)
- Eric the Half a Bee (The Final Rip Off Remix)
- Finland (The Final Rip Off Remix)
- Travel Agent (The Final Rip Off Remix)
- Are You Embarrassed Easily? (The Final Rip Off Remix)
- Australian Table Wine (The Final Rip Off Remix)
- Argument (The Final Rip Off Remix)
- Henry Kissinger (The Final Rip Off Remix)
Altri album
- I'm (Still) So Worried - Single
- Monty Python's Total Rubbish! The (Mostly) Charisma Collection
- Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
- Stephen Hawking Sings Monty Python… Galaxy Song
- Monty Python Sings (Again) [Deluxe]
- Monty Python's Life of Brian (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
- Monty Python's Total Rubbish! The Complete Collection
- Monty Python Sings (Again)
- Always Look On the Bright Side of Life (The Unofficial England Football Anthem)
- Matching Tie & Handkerchief
© 2024 All rights reserved. Rockol.com S.r.l. Website image policy
Rockol
- Rockol only uses images and photos made available for promotional purposes (“for press use”) by record companies, artist managements and p.r. agencies.
- Said images are used to exert a right to report and a finality of the criticism, in a degraded mode compliant to copyright laws, and exclusively inclosed in our own informative content.
- Only non-exclusive images addressed to newspaper use and, in general, copyright-free are accepted.
- Live photos are published when licensed by photographers whose copyright is quoted.
- Rockol is available to pay the right holder a fair fee should a published image’s author be unknown at the time of publishing.
Feedback
Please immediately report the presence of images possibly not compliant with the above cases so as to quickly verify an improper use: where confirmed, we would immediately proceed to their removal.