Skip the Rope

Well what you know she sounded like a pole
When I dropped her off at the station
You know what happened next, she wrote me a text
it was full of abbreviations
You gotta understand I'm a lyrical man but I'm not a fool you know
You gotta listen to me girl it's not that difficult
Let me skip the rope

I thought I'd give it a while with this industry 'gal'
She looks hungry but a little jaded
Before *too* long we started having this song I can tell she really hated
Now it's a well known fact that I overreact when I'm on the role
You gotta watch me girl it's not the end of the world
Let me skip the rope

You do it one time baby, that's alright
2 times that is cool
You do it 3 times baby just go back to school
You do it 4 times baby in the middle of the night
5 times in a row
You do it 6 times baby that's the way to go

She was cooking up a storm when I got home
It was armageddon in the kitchen
It was out of my hands there was a flesh in the pan
But the lady just wouldn't listen
More often than not when the fire is hot I'll strike it like a man
At the end of the day I don't know what to say, catch me if you can

You do it one time baby, that's alright
2 times that is cool
You do it 3 times baby just go back to school
You do it 4 times baby in the middle of the night
5 times in a row
You do it 6 times baby that's the way to go

You do it one time baby, that's alright
2 times that is cool
You do it 3 times baby just go back to school
You do it 4 times baby in the middle of the night
5 times in a row
You do it 6 times baby that's the way to go

You do it one time baby, that's alright
2 times that is cool
You do it 3 times baby just go back to school
You do it 4 times baby in the middle of the night
5 times in a row
You do it 6 times baby that's the way to go.