Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

You say potato, I say potato
You say potato and I say potato
Potato

You say either and I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either, neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato and I like potato
You like tomato and I like tomato
Potato, potato, tomato, tomato
Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that would break my heart

So, if you like pyjamas and I like pajamas
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pajamas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling-off off
Let's call the whole thing off

Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh, I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done

You like potatoes and I like potatoes
You like tomato, I like tomato
Potato, potatoes, tomato, tomatoes
Why don't we call the whole thing off

You like bananas, and I like bananas
You like pyjamas and I like pajamas
Bananas, bananas, pyjamas, pajamas
Why don't we call the whole thing off

If you go for oysters and I go for oysters
I'll order oysters and give up the oysters
For we know we need each other, so we
Better call the calling-off off
Let's call the whole thing off

Let's call the whole thing off
Let's call the whole thing off
Let's call the whole thing off