Our Dog Bernard
Our dog Bernard lived in the back yard
'Til one warm summer day.
Our dog Bernard hit the boulevard;
He just up and ran away.
He left a note taped to the door
"I'm tired of this life," it said.
"I'm tired of eating dog food
And getting chased off of the bed."
He ran off with the bus driver,
He's living with her now I'm told.
Spends all his time watching TV,
Getting fat and growing old.
Oh Bernard, Bernard, please come back,
You know that I love you.
I'll let you ride in the four-wheel-drive.
I'll make it all up to you
'Til one warm summer day.
Our dog Bernard hit the boulevard;
He just up and ran away.
He left a note taped to the door
"I'm tired of this life," it said.
"I'm tired of eating dog food
And getting chased off of the bed."
He ran off with the bus driver,
He's living with her now I'm told.
Spends all his time watching TV,
Getting fat and growing old.
Oh Bernard, Bernard, please come back,
You know that I love you.
I'll let you ride in the four-wheel-drive.
I'll make it all up to you
Credits
Writer(s): Barry Louis Polisar
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Link
Other Album Tracks
Altri album
- Naturally Sweetened
- Old Enough To Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar 2-CD set
- Old Enough to Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar
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- Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It In His Armpit and Other Songs My Parents Won't Let Me Sing
- Songs for Well Behaved Children
- Captured Live and In the Act
- I Eat Kids and Other Songs for Rebellious Children
- Family Concert
- Teachers Favorites
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