Johnny One Note (Remastered)

Johnny could only sing one note
and the note he sang was this
"Ah"

Poor Johnny One Note
sang out with gusto
and just overlorded the place

Poor Johnny One Note
yelled willy nilly
until he was blue in the face
For holding one note was his ace

Couldn't hear the brass
couln't hear the drum
he was in a class
by himself by gum

Poor Johnny One Note
got in Aida
ndeed a
great chance to be brave

He took his one note
howled like the North Wind
brought forth wind
that made critics rave
while Verdi turned 'round
in his grave

Couldn't hear the flute
or the big trombone
everyone was mute
Johnny stood alone

Cats and dogs stopped yapping
lions in the zoo
all were jealous of Jonny's big trill

Thunderclaps stopped clapping
traffic ceased it's roar
And they tell us Niagra stood still

He stopped the train whistles
boat whistles
steam whistles
cop whistles
all whistles bowed to his skill

Sing Johnny One Note
sing out with gusto
and just overwhelm all the crowd
Ah

So sing Johnny One Note
out loud
Sing Johnny One Note
Sing Johnny One Note
Out Loud!