Mother Nature's Fault

The master of deception woke the Devil, and then set him free
She turned from an ocean to an ogre, and selected me

Now, I can't help but stay away
When you're so damn evil

I don't care at all
Assuming that it's mother nature's fault
It's funny how a part of me ceases to be
I've waited all summer, just to see her leave
(Mother nature!)

She hated my lyrics, so I lied, and said I threw 'em out
The only one who knows this is me, but now the record's out

Now, I can't help but paint a perfect picture
With a double-A rhyme scheme

I don't care at all
Assuming that it's mother nature's fault
A sentimental part of me ceases to be
I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe

Show me your best kept secrets, and I'll never ever tell
Ooh, ooh
All your friends that you know well
Ooh, ooh

You let me down
Down

I'll never listen to another heartfelt love song
'Cause this time of month, it's a drag; you know they're dead wrong

Now, I can only comprehend the half of what I hear
'Cause you know we're all doomed

I don't care at all
Assuming that it's mother nature's fault
It's funny how a part of me ceases to be
I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe

I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe
I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe
I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe