Short Fat Fanny

Woo!

Tired of slipping and sliding with long tall Sally
A peeking and a-hiding, ducking back down in the alley
I don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie
Got a brand-new lover's name, short, fat Fanny

One day while I was visiting down at Heartbreak Hotel
That's where I met Fanny, boy, and she sure looked swell
She told her that she loved me, boy, she never leave
Put her arms around me, boy, she gave me fever

She's my Big Mac tutti frutti, I love the child so
Like a hound dog everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around her, I'm on my Ps and Qs
She might step on my blue suede shoes

I had the honky tonk party the other night
Fanny got jealous, and she started a fight
Because I was dancing with Mary Lou
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue

A short fat Fanny is my heart's desire
She got the kind of love that sets my soul on fire
I told her we was married on Blueberry Hill
Now we're so happy, I love her still
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Woah, my Big Mac tutti frutti, I love the child so
Like a hound dog everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around her, I'm on my p's and q's
She might step on my blue suede shoes

I had the honky tonk party the other night
Fanny got jealous, the little girl started a fight
Because I was dancing with Mary Lou
I had to call Jim Dandy to my rescue

A short, fat Fanny is my heart's desire
She got the kind of love that sets my soul on fire, woo
Short, fat Fanny, I don't do Beverly Hills
Now we're so happy, I love her still, woo