Monster Mash

Ralph malph I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
Potsie Weber For my monster from his slab, began to rise
Richie Cunningham And suddenly to my surprise
Richie and potsie and Ralph
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
Potsie Weber From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
Richie Cunningham The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
Ralph malph To get a jolt from my electrodes
Richie and potsie and Ralph
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
Potsie Weber The Zombies were having fun,
the party had just begun The guests included Wolfman
Ralph malph Dracula, and his son
Richie Cunningham The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Ralph malph Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
Potsie Weber The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
Richie and potsie and Ralph
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
Potsie Weber Out from the coffin', Drac's voice did ring
Richie Cunningham Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Ralph malph He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
Potsie Weber Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
Richie and potsie and Ralph
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
The monster mash, it was graveyard smash
It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
Potsie Weber Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
Ralph malph And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
Richie Cunningham For you, the living this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Richie and potsie and Ralph
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
The monster mash and do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash, you'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
Igor: Mash good!
Mad Scientist: Easy, Igor, you impetuous---
Igor: Mash good! Grrr!