My Favorite Pillow

Do
Do you remember back in middle school
When my trunks fell down at the pool?
Everyone laughed except for you
You just let me hold you in my bedroom

Our freshman year when Julie McKnight
Dumped me because of my overbite
I cried all night all over you
You didn't seem to mind my tears or my drool

I could always hold you tight (my favorite pillow)
So soft, so cool on your other side (my favorite pillow)
In my eyes, you've been nothing but classy
But everybody's saying you're nasty

Full of fungus
It can't be true
Laden with bacteria
No, not you

But the thing that really did me in
I learned you're full of dust mite excrement
And those dead skin cells may be mine
But though it wasn't you, I can't sleep at night

We've been through both thick and thin (because you're a pillow)
It's hard to say this is the end (my favorite pillow)
It's not me, it's definitely you (I'll get a new pillow)
You're a body fluid sponge and we're through (I'm getting a new you)



Credits
Writer(s): Rhett Mclaughlin
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