Clown Shark
Ever since I was a boy, I've been afraid of clowns
Their horrifying faces never failed to bring me down
The only thing more scary are sharks deep in the sea
I couldn't touch a swimming pool 'til I was 23
Still every night I thank each of the stars up in the sky
There's no such thing as clown sharks out there to make me cry
A world without that nightmare is a world where I can be
Happy and relaxed in and endless state of peace
CLOWN SHARK
I'm real, I'm here, I'm worse than you feared
I can juggle five balls and then swallow a deer
I'm coming for you from the hell depths beneath
I got pancake make-up and razor-sharp teeth
I use big clown shoes to chase you on land
I crush cars with my jaws and my giant fun hands
Oh no, please tell me that this is a trick
Do I look like I'm joking? Just pray you die quick
Did that really just happen? It couldn't have been real
No creature's ever wanted to honk horns then eat a seal
There's no such thing as clown sharks, and those are just the facts
I'm calming down inside and I can finally relax
CLOWN SHARK
I'm scarier than ever
It's time for you to panic
My rainbow wig makes me more aerodynamic
I got big floppy pants and black eyes in my head
Here's a funny balloon shaped like you being dead
I use my sense of smell to locate you in the park
Then I drove here in a Miata filled with fifteen other sharks
My jolly red nose is smelling blood in the water
So step right up for a feedign frenzy circus of slaughter
Their horrifying faces never failed to bring me down
The only thing more scary are sharks deep in the sea
I couldn't touch a swimming pool 'til I was 23
Still every night I thank each of the stars up in the sky
There's no such thing as clown sharks out there to make me cry
A world without that nightmare is a world where I can be
Happy and relaxed in and endless state of peace
CLOWN SHARK
I'm real, I'm here, I'm worse than you feared
I can juggle five balls and then swallow a deer
I'm coming for you from the hell depths beneath
I got pancake make-up and razor-sharp teeth
I use big clown shoes to chase you on land
I crush cars with my jaws and my giant fun hands
Oh no, please tell me that this is a trick
Do I look like I'm joking? Just pray you die quick
Did that really just happen? It couldn't have been real
No creature's ever wanted to honk horns then eat a seal
There's no such thing as clown sharks, and those are just the facts
I'm calming down inside and I can finally relax
CLOWN SHARK
I'm scarier than ever
It's time for you to panic
My rainbow wig makes me more aerodynamic
I got big floppy pants and black eyes in my head
Here's a funny balloon shaped like you being dead
I use my sense of smell to locate you in the park
Then I drove here in a Miata filled with fifteen other sharks
My jolly red nose is smelling blood in the water
So step right up for a feedign frenzy circus of slaughter
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Writer(s): Rhett Mclaughlin
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