Company - Original Broadway Cast: You Could Drive a Person Crazy

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You could drive a person crazy
You could drive a person mad
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First you make a person hazy
So a person could be had
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Then you leave a person dangling sadly
Outside your door
Which should only makes a person gladly
Want you even more

I could understand a person
If it's not a person's bag
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I could understand a person
If a person was a fag
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But worse than that
A person that
Titillates a person and then leaves her flat is crazy
He's a troubled person
He's a truly crazy person himself!

You son of a bitch (you jerk!)
It's Larry Loser

When a person's personality is personable
He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump
It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
To try to get you off of your rump
So single and attentive and attractive a man
Is everything a person could wish
But turning off a person is the act of a man
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish

Knock, knock, is anybody there?
Knock, knock, it really isn't fair
Knock, knock, I'm working all my charms
Knock, knock, a zombie's in my arms

All that sweet affection
What is wrong?
Where's the loose connection?
How long, oh Lord, how long?
Bobby baby, Bobby bubi, Bobby

You could drive a person buggy
You could blow a person's cool
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Like you make a person feel all huggy
While you make her feel a fool
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When a person says that you've upset her
That's when you're good
You impersonate a person better
Than a zombie should

I can understand a person
If he wasn't good in bed
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I could understand a person
If he actually was dead
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Exclusive you, elusive you
Will any person ever get the juice of you?

You're crazy
You're a lovely person
You're a moving, deeply maladjusted
Never to be trusted
Crazy person yourself

Bobby is my hobby, and I'm giving it up!



Credits
Writer(s): Stephen Sondheim
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