Love Is Always Lovely In the End

Love make lovers worry.
Love makes lovers fret.
But, here's a fact on which we can depend:
Just like long ago, when Romeo loved Juliet,
Love is always lovely in the end.

Underling (spoken):
Romeo and Juliet was a tragedy, Madam.

Oh, I never read reviews.
(sung)
Love can start a quarrel.
Love can cause a din.
But, love has always been a trusty friend.
Twas a happy fate for Hank the Eight and Anne Boleyn.
Love is always lovely in the end.

Underling (spoken):
I must point out Madam, that Anne Boleyn lost her head.

Yes! Because she was in love!
(sung)
Love was good to Eve and Adam.

Underling (spoken):
Here we go again.

Tottendale (sung):
And Sampson and Delilah, too.

Underling (spoken):
Good grief!
(sung)
May I pose a question, Madam?

Tottendale (spoken):
Why, yes. Of course.

Underling (sung):
Why does nothing I sayto you ever get through?

Tottendale (spoken):
Don't mind if I do.

Underling and Tottendale (sung):
Love is always lovely in the end.

Love sneaks up behind you.
Love drops from above.
But, love would never conciously offend.
Love has certainly been kind to me and my true love.
Love is alway lovely in the end.

But, your late husband was a brute.

I don't mean HIM, you silly coot.

Underling (spoken):
Oh, Madam!

Tottendale (sung):
Love is always lovely.

Lovely, lovely, lovely!

Underling and Tottendale:
Love is alway lovely in the end.
Love is alway lovely in the end.