Mr Robertson

The stuff that makes the real headlines
Comes from idiots like Pat Robertson
And, er
That TV evangelist sort of guy
He tries to be political
Over in, in the US
But he made this statement a few, er, months ago
About, that we needed to take
The President of Venezuela off the map
So it's like, "who would Jesus assassinate?", you know
So I made up this little chorus
Which, um, it's kind of a thing
But I, I don't know
I'll just
It's not finished so I'll just sing you the chorus
I'm still working on it, but it goes something like this

Oh Mr. Robertson, what have you done?
Open your mouth and you speak for the Son
Oh Mr. Robertson, what would you do
If you stood before God and God said, "fuck you"

Now, now

So I thought we could do a thing where you sing that back to me, the

Mr. Robertson, what have you done?
Open your mouth and you speak for the Son
Hey Mr. Robertson, what would you do
If you stood before God and God said, ("fuck you")

Come on, one more verse

(Hey, are you sound or lights?
Are you sound or lights?
Sound. We can't hear anything
We can't hear anything
We're in the front of the stage
Ten yards right you can't pick up anything
You can hear it well back here)
So he looks at me a bit sheepishly
(Anything from - yeah - if there's anything you can add
We'd er, we can hear the ba-, the band playing)
And I'm looking security, says, "anything else?"
(Better than we can hear Martyn, and we're only fifteen yards from him, and we
Is there anything, er, that can you do
To, to boost it a bit?
Yeah, it's a bit miserable
For a good number of people over there
Thanks very much)
Mist war ya