Chocolate Jesus

Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
Got my own special way

I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Makes me feel so good inside
Only a chocolate Jesus
Can keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothin' better or suitable for this boy

It's the only thing that can pick me up
It's better than a cup of gold
Only a chocolate Jesus can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
'Cause he flows like the big muddy
But that's okay
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

Got to be a chocolate Jesus
He's good enough for me
Only a chocolate Jesus
He's good enough for me

Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Makes me feel so good inside
Only a chocolate Jesus
Can keep me satisfied



Credits
Writer(s): Kathleen Brennan, Thomas Alan Waits
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