I Think You're Fooling Me

I went down to the tavern
Just to get myself a beer
They said "If you're waitin' for your old lady
She's already been here!"
I said "No, no, man
She's home cookin' for the kids!"
The whole place started laughin'
Son, you get a load of this:

I think you're foolin' me
I think you're foolin' me
Hey baby
I think you're foolin' me

Now you say you got a part-time job
Well it sure seems funny
You're workin' every evenin'
I ain't never seen no money
And when you get home
You say you're tired and need your rest
Your blouse buttoned crooked woman
And you're hair's in a mess

I think you're foolin' me
I think you're foolin' me
Now hey baby
I think you're foolin' me

Now you get up in the mornin'
You don't talk to me, you just run
Say you're goin' down to the Tupperware party
Where the girls are havin' fun
You leave at 9 in the morning
Come back at 12 at night
I don't need no Ph.D., woman
To know somethin' just ain't right

I think you're foolin' me
I think you're foolin' me
Now hey baby
I think you're foolin' me