I Eat Kids

Well I always thought that cows looked prettier in a field
Than on my plate at supper being served as a meal
And I never did like hamburgers, I never did like steak
I prefer chickens cackling instead of fried, cooked, or baked

I stopped eating animals, I'm glad I finally did
But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids

Well it used to be a problem just eating rice and beans
And I think you probably know exactly what I mean
And I never really knew if I was eating all I should
But I don't have that problem now and it feels pretty good

Well I stopped eating animals, I'm glad I finally did
But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids

So it's goodbye liver, goodbye roast beef
Hello Tommy, Michael and Denise
I don't eat chickens and I don't eat cows
I don't eat animals, I eat children now

I stopped eating animals, I'm glad I finally did
But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids



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Writer(s): Barry Louis Polisar
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