Framed

I was sitting in the coffee shop
Just minding my own affair

When all of a sudden, this
Policeman caught me unaware

Said, is your name Pedro

I says, yeah, I guess so

Said, then come with me cause
You're the man we been looking for

I said, hey, man
I been framed

Hey, no, really, man
I was framed

Aw, I never do nothing wrong, man
But every time I get the blame
I been framed

They put me in the lineup
And let the bright lights shine

There was ten poor dudes like me
Standing in that line

I knew I was the victim
Of somebody's evil plan

When this scroungy looking dude
Came up and said,
yeah that's him, man

Hey, wait a minute, man
I been framed, man

Aw, listen to me, judge
I was framed

I never do nothing wrong
But every time I get the blame
Hey, I been framed

Then the prosecuting attorney
Started prosecuting on me

That dude gave me the first
Second, and third degree

He said where were you
On the night of July 29

I said, man, I was home in bed

He said, judge, that man's lying

I said wait a minute, man
I was framed, man

Hey, judge, listen to me, man
Really, you gotta believe me
I been framed, man

I never do nothing wrong
But every time I get the blame
Oh, I was framed

Now look, I deny the charges
Of having any weed

And I also deny the charges
Of taking any speed

I deny the charges
Of selling any grass

But when the judge
Looked down and said guilty
I said, judge, you can kiss my

Framed
Judge, I'm telling you the truth
I was framed, man

I never do nothing wrong
But every time I get the blame
Hey, I was framed

Oh, framed
You gotta believe me, judge
That wasn't even my stuff
I was holding it for a friend, man

Could this face life, man
Oh, come on, judge

Don't send me to camp, man
I just got my car fixed, man

Look, I just got a new
Tattoo and everything, man

Oh, man, what a bummer, man

Oh, come on, judge
Gimme a break, please

Aw, judge, come on, man
Don't take me away, I was framed
Man, really I been framed