Twinkie's Sermonette

(La-la-la-la-la x3)

I tell you where it's from
Africa
That's from where Ebola comes
West Side
It hids in the suitcase
2 days later
It lands in USA
I get it from my girlfriend
& give it to my dad
I catch it on the subway
& leave it in the cab
I eat it at Subway
Drink it at Starbucks
Ebola's everywhere
& I give no fucks

They scared
It's bad
Ebola's gonna kill us all dead
They mad
How'd this happen?
Gotta make sure that nobody else gets it
I'm sorry but I have it & you have it
Or you'll get it so forget it
Don't sweat it
Just let it be
I'm telling you Ebola's not the Enemy
Listen

I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la & you have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la & we have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Everybody has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Selena has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Justin has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Taylor has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Jesus has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ebola

Every shitty little village in Africa has Ebo-la
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with it bruh

Airports
Check if he's Black
He could have Ebola so send him back
In fact keep a eye on the Black Eye Peas
Mostly Black & Guy
Don't worry about Peas
& the Cosbys could have Ebola also Oprah
Let's just close up Detroit til this crisis is contained
Don't let the Obamas on the plane cause

They black, they could have Ebola
Might as well also watch for Ayrabs
If they have a brown face
We'll keep em safe in Guantanamo Bay
I'm sorry for everybody for the drama but we're gonna get Ebola if we let black people in
Ebola's not a country in Africa
It's the whole continent

I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Obama has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Kanye has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Will Smith has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
2Pac has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Steve Harvey has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Magic Johnson has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la & AIDS

Diggy & Biggie & Jay-Z & Nas have Ebola
Stephanie DJ & Kimmy Gibbler have Ebola
Every shittle little village in Africa has Ebo-la
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with the flow

You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Your mom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Your Uncle Tom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ariana has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ben Affleck has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Matt Damon has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
He got it from Ben Affleck
La-la-la-la-la
The Kardashians have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)

I have some Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
We all have Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
We need some Ricola
(La-la-la-la-la)
& some Pepsi Cola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Tommy has Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Billy has Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Jason has Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Trini has Ebola
Oh wait no, she died years ago