Tinky-Winky

We have a very, very, very right winged baptist preacher
Back in the states called Jerry Falwell
He has a television show, it's on once a week and
He's the founder of a political pressure group
Called the Christain Coalition
He and another preacher named Pat Robertson
Kind of constitute our own American Taliban where I reckon it's, uh
God help us if they ever took power, I mean
I'd be the first one to go, I can tell you that

Anyhow, I might be a little harsh in my judgement here
Because Jerry Falwell afterall was the first person to spot
The Teletubbies for the dark and subversive force
That they have clearly proven to be

You think Harry Potter is witchcraft and dangerous? Duh
The Teletubbies just as Jerry...
Did you ever watch?
I watched them with my grandson one day
The cutest most innocuous things I ever saw
But they did not fool Jerry Falwell for one minute
In particular, Tinky-Winky
There's a dodgy customer for sure

Tinky-Winky must be gay
I heard Jerry Falwell say
He is purple and what's worse, Tinky-Winky has a purse
That triangle on his head is a symbol Jerry said
But for me it's just a sign that Jerry has too much free time

Thank you
Thanks a lot