For Better or Verse

Now you're independent and living on your own
You have more time to think and you don't feel so alone
You've thought about the different men and all the lines you heard
You've come to the conclusion that you've dated many nerds
They love your hair. They love your eyes
They even love your nose
But most all they love you
Stripped off all your clothes
They think they are original, they think they are great lovers
They're really all so horny, they'd hustle their own mother
So next time that he's begging you to kindly get undressed
Let him know his body really leaves you unimpressed
Although I'm not a nympho, I've been around enough
To know that some can't please me, they haven't got the stuff
They seem to think between their legs there lies a magic wand
And simply by it's being there, it can turn you on
But I will disagree with them, that's not all that it takes
For if that were what turned me on, I'd own a pit of snakes
A good man knows a woman well and never has to beg
His passion lies between his ears and not between his legs
I prefer them when they're sensual and spot them when they are
Whether they're on the street or in the local bar
They have that certain something you really can't explain
But just by being near to them you're driven quite insane
They think they are original, they think they are great lovers
They're really all so horny, they'd hustle their own mothers
So next time that he's begging you to kindly get undressed
Let him know his body really leaves you unimpressed
Although I'm not a nympho, I've been around enough
To know that some can't please me, they haven't got the stuff
They seem to think between their legs there lies a magic wand
And simply by it's being there, it can turn you on
Now you're independent and living on your own
You have more time to think and you don't feel so alone
So look back on your past affairs, they're really quite amusing
And continue being choosy, 'cause you're not the one that's loosing
You've thought about the different men and all the lines you heard
And you've come to the conclusion that you've dated many nerds
Some men would read this verse and laugh at women's lib
But those men don't belong in bed but in a baby's crib