Ugly Chile

You're so pretty, Oh! so pretty
You're some pretty doll
You've got the kind of eyes that seem to talk
They make me get so nervous that I have to walk
Oh! I love you, how I love you,
More and more each day
Yes you've got some smile & you're handsome too
Ive got a million dollars that I'll spend on you
'Cause you're so pretty, oh! o pretty,
You're some pretty doll.

That was a little song my family used to sing to me
When I was quite small
Naturally they thought I would improve & mellow with age
First date, what did the chick lay on me?

Hey! You're ugly, Man! You're ugly
You're some ugly chile
The clothes you wear are not in style
You look like an ape every time you smile
How I hate you, you alligator bait, you
Why don't you lay down and die

Oh, You're knock kneed, pigeon toed, box ankled too
There's a curse in your family & it fell on you
Your hair is nappy, who's your pappy?
You're some ugly chile

You're big foot, barefoot slue footed too
How'd they ever get a pair of shoes on you
Your hair is nappy, who's your pappy?
You're some ugly chile