The Twelve Steps

If you got the money for a rehab cure
You ain't got a problem you can't afford
I was very nearly clean, you know
'Cause I only had 12 steps to go
The only time when I'm drink and drug free
I when I don't have to pay for what I need
That's rare indeed

If your willpower's weak, temptation's strong
Lord knows how you're gonna get along
But the worst thing about your kind of disease
Is you know who can charge whatever she pleases
It's 28 days for 13 grand
Better go get myself and insurance plan
She's my man

I ain't got to where I'm going to
By hanging 'round with people like you

But then again, I ain't never got
Anywhere I wanted to get to

I ain't got to where I'm going to
By hanging 'round with people ain't my friends
But then again, I ain't never got
Anywhere I wanted in the end

If you got the money for a rehab cure
You ain't got a problem you can't afford
I was very nearly clean, you know
'Cause I only had 12 steps to go
The only time when I'm drink and drug free
Is when I get my drugs and drink for free
That's the mean

If your willpower's weak, temptation's strong
Lord knows how you're gonna get along
And I don't believe and accept Jesus Christ
So I'd rather spend my cash on fire
It's 28 days for 13 grand
Better go get myself and insurance plan
She's my man

Do some knitting, get some rest
Group therapy gets me depressed
You might get banned if you relapse
We'll take you back when you got some cash
You're just as likely to find inner peace
By buying your stuff from off the street
Come on, come on, woo

Step one (don't kill the flame)
Step two (getting on the cruise)
Step three (get in the tree)
Step four (going out the door)
Step five (get away)
Step six (I like your hair)
Step seven (didn't mean to sin)
Step eight (go and be in the shore)
Step nine (go in your head)
Step ten (can't bang again)

Step 11 (and bang again)
Step 12 (going back to one)
Start, start all over again, woo