I Never See Maggie Alone

Maggie Dear,
Just won't go out alone,
Seems that she must have a chaperone.
When we go out,
No matter where we're bound,
There's always somebody around.

She brings her father, her mother, her sister and her brother,
Oh! I never see Maggie alone.
She brings her uncles and cousins,
She's got em' by the dozens,
I never see Maggie alone.

And if I phone her, say to her,
"Sweet, where shall we meet?"
Supposin' that we eat,
She brings her father, her mother, her sister and her brother,
Oh! I never see Maggie alone.

She brings her father, her mother, her sister and her brother,
Oh! I never see Maggie alone.
One night when we were walking,
and she grew tired of talking,
She invited me up to her home.
I turned the lights down, They were to bright,
Oh! What a sight when I turned on the light,
There was her father, her mother, her sister and her brother,
Oh! I never see Maggie alone.

I bought a roadster, two seated,
I even had it heated,
So that I could see Maggie alone,
While we were ridin', and kissin'
The engine started missin',
And we were a long way from home
I got right out and then fast as I could,
Found what was wrong, for when I raised the hood,
There was her father, her mother, her sister and her brother,
Oh! I never see Maggie alone.

One day she said she was wishing that I could take her fishing,
So I knew I'd see Maggie alone.
In the canoe there we two, there went gliding o'er the water,
Far from the noise of her home.
I threw the line in, thought I'd catch a trout.
I'd got a bite and pulled the line right out,
There was her father, her mother, her sister and her brother,
Oh! I never see Maggie alone.

I never see Maggie alone!
I,
Never see Maggie alone!