Teachers Pet

I was never that teacher's pet, no
I was a radical outside the rest, you know
You never follow the fucking rules
'Cause the teachers were a bunch of fools, yeah

Fuck you, if you tries to tell me what to do
Fuck you, try to tell me what to do

Then I got me a real job, yeah, that's what I did
But still I was a fucking slob
Killed my boss, he told me to get a haircut, that's what he did
Then I went downtown to fuck me some old slut, she was a slut

Fuck you, if you tries to tell me what to do
Fuck you, if you tries to tell me what to do
Ah, what to do
Don't tell me what to do

Fucking die, I'll fuck you
Yeah

You never tell me what to do
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you
You're never gonna tell me what to do

This lil' asshole come up to me
Tries to tell me, "What you do is bad"
Well, I said, "I don't care, you're a fucking drag"
"You think you're so fucking cool
You ain't shit, you can suck my tool"

Fuck you, if you try to tell me what to do
Fuck you, if you tries to tell me what to do