Talk Like A Girl

Bet you didn't think he'd call you
you gave him your number cause you thought he was gay
pen in hand wet napkin to write on
you laughed yourself silly
as you scribbled your name
wish I had a picture of your face
when the phone rang
and you heard it was him
your mouth fell open
as you heard the lisp
of that effeminate voice
say, "Hi this is Jim"

Jimbo what is it like to talk like a girl, oh
Jimbo what is it like to talk like a girl

Bet you thought the flower was serious
when she gave you her number in red
but little did you know
that lisp in your voice
was the joke of the night
between her and her friends, ah oo
ah come on Jimbo lift your head up
who cares what she thinks she's the loser
what do ya say we pick the petals
of the rotten rose that produced her

Jimbo what is it like to talk like a girl, oh
Jimbo what is it like to talk like a girl

Jimbo what is it like to talk like a girl, oh
Jimbo what is it like to talk like a girl
talk like a girl and walk like a girl
hold chalk like a girl and balk like a girl
Jimbo what is it like to talk like a girl

oo oo oo oo