If I Were a Man

If I were a man
I'd grow a mustache
I'd make all of my
ladies wear high heels
I would be the leader
in every dance there is
And every stubborn
dancing queen would
follow me
If I were a man
I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in
mankind and the
universal he
I'd never go out on a
limb because I'd be
the tree
If I were a man
I'd be in the boys club
I would be so
masculine
I'd conquer all the
ladies
With force or galantry
I'd hold you in my
arms just so that you
could hold me
If I were a man, if I
were a man I'd like to
meet somebody like
me
If I were a man
I'd speak with
authority
I would be so eloquent
My stacked vocabulary
and my witty repartee
Would win respect
from all my peers, but
never give me away
If I were a man
I'd be a cowboy
I'd terrify you with my
gun
I'd be the cop in cops
and robbers
I'd be a demolition
man
If I blew up all my
friends I'd be king of
the land
If I were a man, if I
were a man I'd like to
meet somebody like
me
If I were a man I could
do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in
mankind and the
universal he
Every door that once
was shut would open
for me
If I were a man, if I
were a man I'd like to
meet somebody like
me
If I were a man, if I
were a man I'd like to
meet somebody like
me
If I were a man, if I
were a man I'd like to
meet somebody like
me



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Writer(s): Lewis Bock Jerrold, Sheldon Harnick
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