Refried Beans

{*Mexican cry*}
Orale, A.L.T.
What's up, holmes
No one's ever done a song about frijoles
You know, beans
Refried beans, holmes

Caviar, naw, and I tried it twice
I want some beans with a side of rice
Refried, ied, re- (WHAT)
Beans
Gotta watch out, you might rip your jeans
Cause the buildup holds gasses, it passes
Our asses
And it surpasses
The toxic lover, watch the O-Zone burn
But I still, what, but
But I still yearn
For someied beans
Please don't doubt 'em
Don't talk about 'em, I can't live without 'em
Mexican, Mexican, I love to eat them
Beans
Cause I can't afford meat
Motownphilly
Yeah, that was silly
A bowl of beans and a jalapeno chile

Eat 'em with a friend
Eat 'em in teens
But you gotta eat (WHAT)
Eat themied beans

I was in bed, I was fast asleep
The house was quiet, was no, not a peep
I woke up cause I thought I heard clappin' {*clapping sounds*}
Grandma's up in the kitchen, slappin'
The dough together
Mama mia
A bowl of beans and a fresh tortilla
One more bowl, one more bowl, please
Easy on the salt, but with extra cheese
I'm addicted, yes, I'm a fiend
Not for crack, but
A pinto bean
Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one, fast
For I'll get gas, and we'll have a blast

Ay, chihuahua
This song is hotter than a jalapeno
It's got me jumpin' like a Mexican jumpin' bean, holmes
Dame mas frijoles, dame mas

PASS ME THE TUMS
Cause that's what happens, and that's what comes
With eating a bowl of frijoles
Holy moley
The guacamole
Is on the side
IS ON THE SIDE
Forget that stake holmes, I got my pride
Some homeboy tried to hide
My bowl of beans, but it was suicide
I want a lot
And pipin' hot
Grandma makes in a big ol' pot
Someone gave me some navy beans
I couldn't do 'em
So I threw 'em
And no, I didn't try to barbecue 'em
Because they fall through the barbecue grill
No more jokes, homeboy, just chill

Refried, ied, ied beans
Refried, ied, ied beans
Refried, ied, ied beans
Refried, ied, ied beans
Refried, ied, ied beans
Refried, ied, ied beans
Refried, ied, ied beans
Refried, ied, ied beans

{*Mexican cry*}
LA FIESTA
VAMOS, ORALE, ORALE, ORALE
{*Mexican cry*}
Que viva A.L.T. and Mexico
Orale, vieja, vamos a bailar, vamos
Whoo, passa el tequila
Nos vamos a poner pejo
{*Mexican cry*}