You've Got A Midlife Crisis

When I woke up this morning I was feeling very ill
So I went to see a doctor, to ask the doctor for a pill
And when I saw the doctor, I said
"What's the problem doctor, man"
And he said to me, and he said, doctor said

"You've got a midlife crisis
And you probably wont make it to 39
I blame your vices
So you better make use of all your time
You've got a midlife crisis
And you're probably in the middle now
Of a midlife crisis
And you better make it out somehow"

So I walked down the street
And I hopped aboard a train
And I went to see a counselor
To find out what was with with my brain
And when I saw the counselor, I said
"What's the problem counselor, man"
And he said to me, and he said, counselor said

"You've got a midlife crisis
And you probably wont make it to 39
I blame your vices
So you better make use of all your time
You've got a midlife crisis
And you're probably in the middle now
Of a midlife crisis
And you better make it out somehow"

Ba bayada ba bo, ba ba
Ba bayada badum bo
Bayada ba bo, ba ba
Ba ba da badam badam badam ba ba
Ba-dyo, ba ba
Ba ba babada badayiba
Ba-b-dyam ba bo, ba ba, ba-bada bada ba

You've got a midlife crisis
And you probably wont make it to 39
I blame my vices
So I better make use of all my time
I've got a midlife crisis
And I'm probably in the middle now
Of a midlife crisis
And I better make it out somehow
A midlife crisis
I better make it out somehow
A midlife crisis
And I better make it out somehow
A midlife crisis
And I better make it out somehow

Honey I'm home
What have you been doing all day?
I just recorded a new record
I hope you play better than you fuck

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