She's the Sorta Sheila

Verse 1:
A
Well there aint many sheilas where I come from
E
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
N they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
N if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
Youd shave its arse n teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldnt teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So shes the sorta sheila for me.
Chorus: (play this after each verse)
E A
Yeah, shes the sorta sheila for me
E
Shes the sorta sheila for me
She aint no fuckin oil paintin but
A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
Extra verses:
Verse 2:
Well theres no politically correct word for fuckin
fat
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
But providing I can get drunk enough
Shes Elli McPherson when Im upin er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldnt bother tryin to fuck er
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 3:
Shes got B.O. and shes got bad breath
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
She picks her nose and shes always fartin
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate Im fuckin laughin
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 4:
Yeah, she aint to pretty and she aint to bright
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But shes the sorta sheila for me.
Shes got the uglies and shes got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root er
So shes the sorta sheila for me.
play chorus twice
End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
A A
Yeah you know the best bit is shes deaf n dumb
D D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E E
So Im not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
E A (normal strum pattern)
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
E A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
E A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.
E A E A
Shes the sorta sheila for me.